Five Fortunes

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Knucklehead: "Knock, knock"
Pee Wee: "Who's there?"
Knucklehead: "Little ol' lady."
Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?"
Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could yodel"

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is
nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.

Buy the negatives at any price.

You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.

Five Fortunes

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