Five Fortunes

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Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has
to really want to change.

Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

Five Fortunes

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