Five Fortunes

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You will be married within a year.

Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is
in it - and stay there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot
stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that
is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one any more.
-- Mark Twain

Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
-- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"

Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number
GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility,
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Five Fortunes

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