Five Fortunes

This got started to fill a need for some interesting Greeked text. There was an irresistible urge to make the page dynamic...


Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.

[Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.]


Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see his friend Gregory peck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.


Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female
sheep bites you?
A: Ewe nicks.


Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

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