Five Fortunes

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You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.

Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has
only nine lives.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

You will gain money by an illegal action.

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

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