Five Fortunes

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You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.

Everything will be just tickety-boo today.

Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV

My dear People.
My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks,
and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers,
Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots. Also my good
Sackville Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End. Today is my
one hundred and eleventh birthday: I am eleventy-one today!"
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

Five Fortunes

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