Five Fortunes

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Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
-- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"


A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain


Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they
are removable!

Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his
very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Q: What is a compact city?
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
policemen!
-- Peter Lax


You will live to see your grandchildren.

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09/26/03: Building the standard workstation
Integral Yoga® Upper West Side
1/22/05: Notes on NFS and Moving Data
7/18/05: taring  /
09/14/06: Five Fortunes
11/28/06: .sv files
12/19/06: Excel Formulas and Macros
05/26/08: linux notebook
08/10/11: Pulling and Pushing with SSH

warm and fuzzy:
01/11/03: Gandhi Bibliography
10/31/04: Polly's Halloween Costume
12/13/05: Integral Yoga at Sunflowers Loft
12/29/06: Contact Information
09/02/07: Vacation 07

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