Five Fortunes

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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly
big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the
drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

...his disciples lead him in; he just does the rest.
-- Tommy

MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX!
Please, don't drink and derive.

Mathematicians
Against
Drunk
Deriving

On ability:
A dwarf is small, even if he stands on a mountain top;
a colossus keeps his height, even if he stands in a well.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca, 4BC - 65AD

Look at it this way:
Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you brought
home "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham.
And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?

Five Fortunes

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